Let’s get to know our indispensable support team, Christopher and Andrew, better!
In Malta, Montana, Christopher and Andrew…
- Discovered a rope swing and together swung out buck naked… dumping themselves into the Milk River.
- Took the evening off to go Wine and Dino at the Malta Dinosaur Museum where they flirted with two Montana women twice their age.
- Entered the Oasis Bar and Casino around 9pm with 20$ between them and came out at around midnight with over 1000 bucks.
Christopher as a young lad growing up in Dallas, Texas…
- Ran a pet business where he got money for boarding a pet Armadillo.
- Taught new poker games to incarcerated women with his pastor father.
- Was Velcro-ed into his seat because he couldn’t keep still.
Andrew as a college student at Emory University…
- On a whim, hopped a freight train with his roommate in Atlanta and ended up somewhere in South Carolina.
- Organized secret weekend drag races outside Atlanta in which all participants had to strip out and “soup up” a minivan
- became a TA (teaching assistant) for a class in 13th century Arabic philosophy.
(Answers will be provided in a day or two.)